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June 2006

My Hometown

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i'm sitting in my car, eating a whole thing of candy beans

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i can finish your sandwiches

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extremely loud and incredibly close

My Favorite Movie

italian for beginners; the lives of others

My Last Meal On Earth

Rosario's ceviche and chocolate flan (San Antonio)

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i owe the library $8.00

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1221 E Pike St
Seattle, WA 98122
(206) 860-1920

Elysian Brewing Co  

Categories: Bars, Breweries, American (Traditional)

3 star rating
 07/08/2008 
One of the first places I visited when I first moved here almost 6 years ago. I remember being totally psyched that they had Field Roast.

I went back last month for the first time in a couple years and tried to relive my happy memories, but unfortunately the FR sandwich I ordered was hardly edible -- mostly a blob of sauce on bread. The fries and beer were tasty though, and if I'm in neighborhood again and need a bite to eat, I will give them another try.

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2106 N 55th St
Seattle, WA 98103
(206) 547-5929

Tangletown - Elysian Brewing Company  

Categories: American (New), Breakfast & Brunch, Breweries
Neighborhood: Wallingford

3 star rating
 07/08/2008 
Haven't checked in on Tangletown in a while, but was glad to see everything is status quo. The Elysian is a decent place to grab a beer on a hot afternoon, or a glass of water. Can't complain about the food or service either. My ravioli was light and citrusy and really hit the spot.

My question is...are they ever busy? I have never seen more than a few occupied tables at a time. Maybe it's because the area is kind of hidden. It's definitely not worth driving out of my way for and maybe that's how others feel too.

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1811 Queen Anne Avenue N.
Seattle, WA 98109
(206) 285-0693

El Diablo Coffee Co  

Category: Coffee & Tea
Neighborhood: Queen Anne

5 star rating
 07/08/2008 
I never gave much thought to this coffee shop before, but now it's my favorite in Seattle. Why? 1) the Cortadito -- a shot of espresso with a bit of steamed milk and sugar, 2) Mexican Hot Chocolate -- the only hot chocolate I have ever been able to drink.

Heavenly.

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206 SW Morrison St
Portland, OR 97204
(503) 796-2739

Rock Bottom Restaurant & Brewery  

Categories: American (New), Breweries
Neighborhoods: Southwest Portland, Downtown

3 star rating
 07/03/2008 
After driving for 5 hours to get to Portland (it should only take 3 hours max!), Big A and I didn't care where we ate. We wanted food and beer, and they have both at Rock Bottom.

We were seated in the back of the restaurant in a huge booth that could hold at least four more large people. Nice and comfy, for sure, but our neighbors were a long table of younger kids celebrating a 21st birthday, and what appeared to be another birthday in progress. It was so loud, I had to yell at A for him to hear me.

After a few minutes of waiting, our server came by and insisted on giving us a detailed overview of all their brews. He was almost overly excited about the beer, but I chose something he recommended and was pleased with it, so it's all good. For dinner I ordered some honkin' monstrosity of a burger that had gorgonzola, fried onions and barbeque sauce on it. Not what I'd normally order, but I was on vacation and starving. It was actually very good and came with a choice of two sides, one of which was fruit...another plus.

Not sure I'd make Rock Bottom a place I visit regularly, but I can see the appeal. It's like a Chili's on steroids.

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Northgate Mall
Seattle, WA 98125
(206) 362-3188

Panera Bread  

Categories: Bakeries, Delis
Neighborhood: Northgate

1 star rating
 Update - 07/03/2008 
I recently went back to Panera to give it a second chance, mostly because I have a lot of friends who work "from home" there and have never said anything bad about the place. But also because they sell coffee and pastries -- two of my favorite things.

I met a vendor there for a breakfast meeting and ordered drip coffee and a butter croissant again. I thought maybe this time the croissant wouldn't be stale since it was actually before 9:00am. Nope. It was stale and tasteless, as was the coffee.

I honestly don't get this place. It's overpriced, generic and gross. How is it so popular?

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  • 2 star rating 11/13/2007

    just not doing it for me.

    perhaps it was the stale croissant. maybe it was the green iced tea that was about $2 too expensive and entirely too sweet to actually be green tea. sure, the color was green, but if it's apple tea, let's just freakin' call it what it is. maybe it was because i haven't eaten anything but a stale croissant today and it's nearly 5:30.

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524 SW Yamhill Street
Portland, OR 97204
(503) 546-0450

Ben & Jerry's  

Category: Ice Cream & Frozen Yogurt
Neighborhoods: Southwest Portland, Downtown

5 star rating
 07/03/2008  First to Review
Considering they are closing Ben & Jerry's all over the USA (very unpatriotic, I might add!), I give this location 5 stars for just being in business on a super hot day.

It was 100 degrees outside, which made for a busy day inside. The staff was enthusiastic and friendly and managed to get us all served even though there was no line -- just a bunch of hot, sweaty people milling about, craving ice cream.

I was having a hard time seeing all the flavors, so a girl behind the counter helped me out. She really, really wanted to make me a shake or a banana split, but I settled on a scoop of chocolate peanut butter.

Friendly staff and delicious ice cream = happy Terrell.

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526 NW 23rd Ave
Portland, OR 97210
(503) 542-3400

Moonstruck Chocolate  

Categories: Desserts, Chocolatiers and Shops
Neighborhoods: Alphabet District, Northwest

3 star rating
 07/02/2008 
I like that they sell chocolates that look like pigs and cats. They are too cute to eat. In fact, most of their chocolate is more fun to look at than to actually consume.

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921 SW 6th Ave
Portland, OR 97204
(503) 226-1611

Hilton Portland & Executive Tower  

Category: Hotels
Neighborhoods: Southwest Portland, Downtown

4 star rating
 07/02/2008 
Excellent location. Able to walk just about everywhere, and the drive to the Hawthorne Dist is right over the bridge.

I booked the room through Hotwire and they had given me 2 double beds. When I was asked if that was OK, I shrugged and the clerk asked if I'd prefer a King. I said yes. Then she asked what floor I wanted to be on. I said I didn't have a preference. We ended up on 17th, with a beautiful view. I would've been satisfied with double beds in the basement, but they clearly wanted me to enjoy my stay.

Minus one star for their in-house dining. The Bistro downstairs looked like a beefed up buffet, and I didn't feel the urge to check it out. I wish there were more indie coffee shops nearby, but that's not the fault of the hotel.

Overall, I'd stay here again in a heartbeat. It's not as cute as a boutique hotel or as charming as, say, The Benson, but it's clean, quiet and the beds are super comfy. The rest is icing on the cake.

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4800 SE Hawthorne Blvd
Portland, OR 97215
(503) 235-8303

Space Room Lounge  

Category: Bars
Neighborhoods: Southeast Portland, Hawthorne

4 star rating
 06/30/2008 
This bar makes me want to sing:
"The humans are dead,
The humans are dead.
We used poisonous gasses
And we poisoned their asses.
The humans are dead."

It's dark and kitchy. There is an ashtray next to the toilet in the Ladie's room. I drank something called "Clean Underpants." They were playing excellent music on the jukebox.

Good times.

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4607 SE Woodstock Blvd
Portland, OR 97206
(503) 771-3101

Delta Cafe  

Categories: Southern, Cajun/Creole
Neighborhoods: Southeast Portland, Woodstock

5 star rating
 06/30/2008 
It was such a hot day that my dining companion lost his appetite, but  I had no problem wolfing down a couple hushpuppies, fried chicken, stewed tomatoes and okra, watermelon, a beer and a Hey Ya! I even had room for dessert.

Wonderful food and service. Cute place. Too bad it was hotter than Hades in there.

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